Lake Monster Seeker Gifts

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Fishing direction sign.

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

No Swimming Allowed

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Hello from the lakes!

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'No you can't keep it!'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

No Loitering