Snake Seeker Gifts

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Dead Funny

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Bigfoot"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.