Salmon Seeker Gifts

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

The Salmon Man

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'When does salmon season start?!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The Salmon Fisherman

Towny Music Night.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Sorry I'm late'

No Loitering

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.