Seasoning Seeker Gifts

Everything Bagel Prototype

'Needs salt!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I come here for the pepper."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Habanero ..."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Lean beef

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'