Seasoning Seeker Pillows

Everything Bagel Prototype

'Needs salt!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Habanero ..."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Lean beef

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'