Seasonal Ingredient Seeker Pillows

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

Toadstools

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Habanero ..."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Kitchen Consultations

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

Eggnog recipes