Seasonal Savorer Pillows

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Oysters in June - delicious!

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

New for Fall

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

Happy Holiday Trees

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"