Sports Season Savorer Pillows

Steve always dreads the end of football season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

American Football.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Stop with racism in sport!

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Before instant replay.

'You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"