Sports Season Savorer Prints

Steve always dreads the end of football season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

American Football.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Stop with racism in sport!

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

World Cup Fan.

Before instant replay.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'