Seasonal Savant Pillows

Happy Holiday Trees

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I come here for the pepper."

Fall on a desert island

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

'You're early!...'

"It's springtime in our new product department."

The Start of Spring