Seasonal Savvy Pillows

Friday night football wardrobe.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Fall on a desert island

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

'Bless you.'