Seasonal Savvy Pillows

Friday night football wardrobe.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

Classic Emojis for sale.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

4 seasons globe

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

God's Kitchen

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Autumn: A Time for Reflection