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Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I am in training for the sales."

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Mom & Pop Grocerette

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

December 24th and the December 26th.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'SHOP!!!'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Television and Christmas Sales

'Trust in God, but count your change.'