Season's Shopper Prints

30% off all Xmas trees.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"I am in training for the sales."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

December 24th and the December 26th.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Television and Christmas Sales

'SHOP!!!'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'