Seasonal Spender Pillows

"Give me a couple of more days in the stores and there'll be no more talk of recession."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

December 24th and the December 26th.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Credit card debt.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

"Jim and Helen always go south in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

Save the World - Save Your Credit Rating

'Autumn collection' with clothes fallen off rails like leaves.

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Seems to start earlier every year."