Seasonal Pillows

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

A woman buries her broken heart

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Christmas Socks

Poinsettia

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

New for Fall

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

December 24th and the December 26th.

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

'You're definitely a winter.'

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Entering September

Bundle up!