Seasonal Pillows

Easter Egg Delivery

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

A woman buries her broken heart

Christmas Socks

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Poinsettia

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

New for Fall

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

'You're definitely a winter.'

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.