Seasonal Work Pillows

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"F*****g gig economy."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Who's the new guy?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"We're out of bags."

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Bird ice skating on pond.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

The Four Seasonings.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Winter is an Adventure.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'