Seasonal Worker Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Fall on a desert island

Free Range Employees.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'First snowdrop.'

4 seasons globe

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

The corner that Spring's around

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'You're early!...'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

The Start of Spring

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Fall in Canada