Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
Seasonal Worker Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with a pillow designed for the seasonal worker in your life. It's a cozy way to say thanks and keep their spirits high.
"I'm available every day except one."
New years resolutions: Get a full time job
"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"
Help Wanted
"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."
"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"
Food production
"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"
"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"
"I can't keep bringing my work home. My knees are killing me!"
"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"
"I'm not saying I'm not available. . .I'm just not available December 20 through the New Year."
"There is no work right now. Everyone says to apply again next November."
Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.
'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'
"Well what did you THINK I did the other 364 days a year?"
"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"
"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."
"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."
'Who's the new guy?'
Easter Egg Delivery
'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'
'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'
'It's just a casual job for the summer.'
'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'
"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."
Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.
"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"
Spring/Summer/Winter
'First snowdrop.'
Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '
Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?
'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'
Seasonal Worker Pillows Collection
Seasonal Worker Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for seasonal workers—warm, witty, and designed to keep their spirits high during long shifts.
Seasonal Worker Prints
Explore prints that honor the efforts of seasonal workers—stylish and inspiring pieces to decorate their space and boost their morale.
Seasonal Worker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted to celebrate seasonal workers—comfortable, humorous, and ideal for expressing their hardworking nature.