Seasonal Worker Mugs

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"I'm available every day except one."

New years resolutions: Get a full time job

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Help Wanted

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

Food production

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"I can't keep bringing my work home. My knees are killing me!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"I'm not saying I'm not available. . .I'm just not available December 20 through the New Year."

"There is no work right now. Everyone says to apply again next November."

Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

"Well what did you THINK I did the other 364 days a year?"

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

'Who's the new guy?'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Spring/Summer/Winter

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"