"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"
Seasonal Worker Advocate Pillows
Add comfort and reminder of your advocacy with pillows that speak to the dedication of seasonal worker supporters—soft, inspiring, and uniquely meaningful.
"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"
Motivation to work
'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'
'Who's the new guy?'
'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
New Marvel Heroes
"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."
"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."
Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .
'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'
Spring/Summer/Winter
'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'
"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"
'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'
Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '
"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"
364 days a year jobless. Please help!
"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"
"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"
"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"
"Jobs, jobs, jobs."
'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'
"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."
"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."
'You can't sack me just because I'm totally useless. That's discrimination against totally useless people.'
Santa advertising for Elvis.
"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."
Help Wanted
Food production
"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"
...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.
'I think it has something to do with global warming.'
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