Worker Advocate Pillows

Labor Day 2011

Labor Shortage! Time for Workers to Screw Their Bosses the Way They've Screwed Them for Decades

Without a union...you're sunk.

"Always on time, always in the room and then they go an replace me with a cheaper, foreign elephant."

"Here. We've decided $15 is enough to keep you from overthrowing us."

Motivation to work

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

The role of administration.

It's a dogs life

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

New Marvel Heroes

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"