Employee Welfare Advocate Pillows

"I've never seen this before!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Motivation to work

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

New Marvel Heroes

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

Victim of Sequestration!

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

'Communication within the company is really bad according to this report.'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

"The staff survey shows that signs of stress and depression are going through the roof!"

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

Live to work or work to live?

USA Slavery

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'