Welfare Advocate Pillows

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'He's almost three...I suppose we should think about getting him on the housing register.'

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

Support group for sheep.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

An inbred poodle.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Snow Blind

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'