Wellness Advocate Pillows

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

That's the company's health plan.

'I would like to see you lower the numbers on your blood pressure, cholesterol and delinquent doctor bills.'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

I Want You . . . To Slim-Sown!

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I AM a counsellor..!"

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Budget

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember