Welfare Advocate Gifts

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'He's almost three...I suppose we should think about getting him on the housing register.'

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

Support group for sheep.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

An inbred poodle.

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Giraffe and Gloves.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.