Child Welfare Advocate Gifts

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

Family courts.

Victim of Sequestration!

Violence against children.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

Danger: Do not love.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

The Poor Child's Nurse

An apple core school

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'Taking money from the old and disabled is despicable!' - 'If I was in politics it would be called bold and innovative.'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Who Are We Kidding?