Childcare Advocate Gifts

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'So this is goodbye then!'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Mars Poppins

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Free Hugs

Beware of teething baby.

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Wee Folks Daycare

Silencing the baby

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

Violence against children.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Little Old Lady Day Care

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

Danger: Do not love.