Early Childhood Advocate Gifts

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

No, when I say this is a teaching hospital, I mean it's completely full of traumatized teachers.

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Danger: Do not love.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Head Start Nursery.

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

The Texas School Book Depository

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

Back to School Bucks.

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."