Advocate For Children Gifts

Danger: Do not love.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Controversial Boxes

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

An apple core school

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

Education to the Rescue

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

Human rights