Advocate For Kids Gifts

The Evolution of Foster Care in Kentucky

"Today in school, we read about the world's poor kids."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Staff Yearbook

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Another shot heard round the world.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Welcome to your new English Class.

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Gold versus Knowledge

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Good writing is good thinking

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Global Education

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'