Childcare Expert Gifts

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Freddie stretches..and falls over. His mom asks, 'What you doing?' Freddie answers, 'I want to show you how much I love you, but my arms aren't long enough!'

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'That's the fun thing about babies. Hard as they try, they can't tell you.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

In the Guru District

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Mars Poppins

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."