Childcare Professionals Gifts

"Look, dear! In lieu of money, it's a note from the Tooth Fairy Foundation thanking you for your donation."

"Have you noticed that your baby stops crying when you stop squeezing her?"

Wee Folks Daycare

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Children's Parties

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young