Childcare Workers Gifts

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"The kids just played quietly all night, like kids do."

Toilet Training

'This is nothing like Abu Ghraib!'

'Sure, six months ago babysitting was $10, but since then, you've had another five kids: I want a raise!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Kids eat free

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Children's Nursery

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Yoo hoo we're home! Have any trouble getting him off to bed?'

'...and do not open to strange people.'

Honey, hurry up, the baby-sitter's here...

Right little madam.

'Did you find any clothes?'

A day in the country.

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Chez Nous Menu

Interior design trends for parents....

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."