Day Care Worker Gifts

'Consider his t-shirt slogan our disclaimer.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Chez Nous Menu

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"