Day Care Worker Pillows

Opus Dei-care.

'Consider his t-shirt slogan our disclaimer.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Children's Parties

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cry babies.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Chez Nous Menu

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'