Daycare Manager Pillows

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

Rat in a childcare centre.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm on my way!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'