Daycare Workers Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

You majored in philosophy and now you run a day care center? Yep - from Plato to playdough!

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Early Learning Centre

Fitness Programme for babies

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Children's Parties

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Interior design trends for parents....

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Chez Nous Menu

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."