Daycare Workers Mugs

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Early Learning Centre

Fitness Programme for babies

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Chez Nous Menu

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.