Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!
Daycare Teacher Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our humorous and caring mugs are perfect for any daycare teacher who loves a good laugh and values their important role in early education.
City Zoo: Day Care
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
Mum and baby both have pacifier.
Children's Parties
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
Madonna of the Pukes.
Cry babies.
Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
Interior design trends for parents....
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
'The child is very illogical'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."
Chez Nous Menu
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."
Coping with a strong-willed child
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
Daycare Teacher Mugs Collection
Daycare Teacher Pillows
Bring extra comfort and cheer into their space with pillows made to celebrate the hard work of daycare professionals.
Daycare Teacher Prints
Transform their classroom or home with inspiring prints that honor their commitment to early childhood education.
Daycare Teacher T-Shirts
Find the ideal gift of humor and heart with our stylish t-shirts designed for passionate daycare teachers.