Daycare Center Director Mugs

"It's not one of the great daycare centres... but it is low cost."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Mars Poppins

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Out of patience

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."