Daycare Professional Mugs

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"