Daycare Professional Gifts

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Mars Poppins

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie