Daycare Advocate Gifts

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'What's play?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Beware of teething baby.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.

Head Start Nursery.

Dr.Benjamin Spock

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

Different Perspectives on Childcare

Playing The Youth Card