Playtime Advocate Gifts

'You'll have to let Billy go out and play. You forgot to mirandize him.'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'What's play?'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Little doctor.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rocking Horse

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Sticking out tongue

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Untidy bedroom

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'