Playtime Expert Gifts

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Imagination

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Rocking Horse

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'