Playtime Pros Gifts

'My god, he's insane.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Extra innings.

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Wild Child