Playtime Professional Gifts

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Extra innings.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"You spoil that boy."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Wild Child

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.