Playtime Promoter Gifts

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Bouncing baby

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Narrative play is dead."

'My god, he's insane.'

Gymnasium/Creche.

Juggler

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'Hurray imagination!'

Kid's towel.

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'