Playtime Promoter Gifts

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"A little help, please."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Bouncing baby

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Narrative play is dead."

'My god, he's insane.'

Gymnasium/Creche.

Juggler

Kid's towel.

'Hurray imagination!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'