Play Promoter Gifts

"Narrative play is dead."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

An honesty of agents

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

CCTV

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

What about the company car you promised?

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'Could we get the Stones to play 'Satisfaction' when we pull out of Iraq?'

Children's games and technology