Play Promoter Gifts

"Narrative play is dead."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Make love not war

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Club DJ.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

An honesty of agents

CCTV

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

What about the company car you promised?

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Children's games and technology

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"