Fair Play Promoter Gifts

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

CCTV

America, are we learning anything?

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Tabletop Theatre

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Myanmar coup

Earth Mother

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Lessons have been learned.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Zika global alert

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Peace in shackles.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Peace